A bird is about to eat a pile of green alien goo.
Just as you thought you had aced that test: BAM! F-!
A retarded, laser-shooting dragon.
Spiderman demands the favourite drink of all people that dress in pyjamas: A glass of milk!
Link cries as he doesn't want to do whatever the DoDer who wrote the last description wants him to do. It's probably something lewd.
A guy is watering his cheeto collection
Some unlucky dude fell from his chair right into a pile of shit
Pacman is two-timing Ms. Pacman with a Ghost
Some guy is talking to a fella who is totally sitting on a cliff and he doesn't understand a single word because the dude is so far away
Tite Kubo tells us how BLEACH will end
Zelda is filling up Link's bottle with milk
Hipster FPS. The Player is equiped with two knives.