An average day at BioWare

All of the things that you will never have. ;_;

Carl bends down and walks on all fours, presenting his buttocks high in the air. He tempts the nearby horses as he neighs at their sight.

What would really happen if Monster Girl Quest became reality.

A horribly deformed Frenchman replicates the facial structure of a primate.

This is no ordinary cupcake. It is an angelic cupcake, but something is wrong. He appears distraught as he gapes at the sight of some horror

An overjoyed American frolics as he wraps himself in his beloved flag. He embraces the fabric. He is the sausage, and his flag is the bun.

The hedgehog has suffered an accident with a disastrous consequence. His kneecaps have shattered, and he shall never go fast again.

Friendship at last. The silhouette of a gentle being confesses his love for BioWare's latest five-star title.