Aww, look. He's having fun outside, why don't you? Sitting inside on the computer all day is bad for your health, you know.

You're not giving me much to work with over here.

No sir, I do not want taco nudes.

"You know what? I really don't like people posting dumb shit on their twitters." At least, that's what I think the artist is trying to say.

Oh my God, man, your eye is bleeding all over my new carpet! You should, like, see a doctor or something.

A man crawling through the desert, mumbling intelligible phrases as he desperately searches for water. Please give him some water.

Harmony, harmony, oh love~!

A boring volcano next to a boring ocean, with a boring sun overhead in a boring white sky.

"Haha, I do not know."

I know he would like me to say 'green and purple.' I'm going to draw more attention to the fact that he's playing poker. So draw him playing

Skyscrapers at night. Very nice.

Apple is depressed to be rejected by Abe Lincoln.