Dead guy! Answer the phone! It might be an emergency! Oh I see how it is. Don't answer it then. Rude.

you want me to do WHAT with this hot dog?!

we all live in a blue submarine

twiderp is an overall better movie than twilight. but sweet bro and hella jeff the moive is the champion in my opinion

why am i starting so many D: i just want to describe something DDDDDD;

snake licking a yellow ball

sonic is 5ever alone

Sweet bro TOLD the goldfish about the stairs

a seagull gets whats coming to it. yeah thats it already boiled crab. go get em.

you feel sonic's moist breath on your neck, and ever so slowly he whispers errotically into your ear the lone phrase: "gotta go fast"

the bird that shows up a bit too late seems to always drop the worm. fact.

so many irons in the fire between the bob-omb and hitler