naked pirate being badass shaving his armpit with an axe

bare foot stepping on a blue bottle (it's a jellyfish)

magnified banana louse on a banana

I dream of black men

Why do blondes get to have more fun?

Suprise! Obama is Santa

Everything feels love

Steve from Blue's Clues loves the barrel he is sitting on

it's sandwich o' clock

Gabe Newell doesn't know how to count past 2.

Campbell Soup can wants revenge by eating a human

a lit bomb with green paint