By 2022, 3 out of all 11 sperm cells will be straight, and fertilize the wotsit.

Racism. Why is the boat the same colour as the guy... O_O

Man points gun at furry red blob known as 'Myslef', and warns him of N+N.

Man with jug shaped head wearing a blue shirt

Monet.

Smarties Nazi excludes green and yellow from the tube.

a guy fisting a bear.

Happy flower relaxes in morning sun.

Luigi is no super salad.. Kaka carrot cake.

Angry man with tiny face is angry at Headless porn.

Oh No! Oh No!? Oh No!

Polda man is half black, half orange police man.

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