Childhood toys commit suicide.

That mountain is pissed about a paraplegic catching mad air off it on his sled.

John the wizard feels bad right after setting a friend ablaze with his powers.

confused snake

Dinosaurs love cookies

Mars attacks nipples on a Tuesday.

Stop that.

The people of earth laugh at aliens with large tongues

A frustrated bald man lights his only nostril on fire.

A bearded homosexual getting hit with an ice cream cone.

Someone really loves butter.

A stressed out, Mormon eyeball falls to his death.