Banana warrior wants to know more but his master just keeps on vomiting while meditating.

My nose! It's finally gone!

A hot summer day and someone urinated on the rock.

Cyborg fails his drama course when he forgets to lie down during his death sceme.

A short story about a man that tries to teach a mouse to write.

Quasimodo tries to give a marathon runner a decent job at his new firm againts the runner's will.

Apple's birth defects (one eye, cleft lip and palate, horribly shaped head) have made him a very sad mutant among his kind.

When a hedgehog tries to mate with a man's head, he experiences an philosophical awakening.

King Midas' touch turns everything into dicks instead of gold.

A tooth is very happy to see lambchops.

A green snout's speech bubble has MS Word's correction tool.

When the lights go out in Mega City, the star player of Murderball Inc. tries to have a conversation with his girlfriend.