before you say i am killed this baby, let me explain you a thing

The Batter and his wife bicker about laundry during ~*their final battle*~. Also batter forgets that he has a son. again.

WHO NEEDS TO PURIFY WHEN YOU CAN PARTY

Japhet and Zachary get a room at holiday inn, but it only has one bed. Japhet complains, but Zacharie romantically states "WE ONLY NEED ONE"

Spades Slick is unimpressed with Kankri's manliness levels and punches him in hope he will become more manly. Yet he is forever #triggered.

bad batter comes out of a midget batter's mouth. Much blood is spurt. bad batter is surprised by the situation.

hugo is now The batter. But instead of a bat he has meat. How can he even be the batter if he doesn't have the bat?

>John: Be the merman.

Zacharie and The Batter wear fancy suits in preparation for a fancy event. The batter refuses to take OFF his hat. What poor manners.

[BATTER TAKES THE CAKE AND RUNS] hugo cries and enoch thinks hes a fuckin douche. the batter promises explanation for his actions.

the batter prepares to eat a flaming hotdog. Enoch sits next to him and is sweating bullets in anticipation or fear.

Japhet majestically flies from Valerie's mouth, and valerie's name is indicated with very fancy writing