before you say i am killed this baby, let me explain you a thing

The Batter and his wife bicker about laundry during ~*their final battle*~. Also batter forgets that he has a son. again.

WHO NEEDS TO PURIFY WHEN YOU CAN PARTY

Japhet and Zachary get a room at holiday inn, but it only has one bed. Japhet complains, but Zacharie romantically states "WE ONLY NEED ONE"

>John: Be the merman.

Spades Slick is unimpressed with Kankri's manliness levels and punches him in hope he will become more manly. Yet he is forever #triggered.

bad batter comes out of a midget batter's mouth. Much blood is spurt. bad batter is surprised by the situation.

hugo is now The batter. But instead of a bat he has meat. How can he even be the batter if he doesn't have the bat?

Zacharie and The Batter wear fancy suits in preparation for a fancy event. The batter refuses to take OFF his hat. What poor manners.

[BATTER TAKES THE CAKE AND RUNS] hugo cries and enoch thinks hes a fuckin douche. the batter promises explanation for his actions.

the batter prepares to eat a flaming hotdog. Enoch sits next to him and is sweating bullets in anticipation or fear.

Japhet majestically flies from Valerie's mouth, and valerie's name is indicated with very fancy writing