A neanderthal rides into The Milky Way atop a small brown rocket.

Fruity doctor and his spider nurse tend to a blue flamer.

A gorgeous sparkly young male teenager extols his love for a soulless, emotionless, expressionless young actress.

A golden hot-air balloon floats off into the sunset, carrying the hopes and dreams of an entire French village with it.

Cup of ambrosia

A blue tapeworm falls from the Hulk's athletic glutes as he hikes along a stream in the Swiss alps. The tapeworm says, "So serene..."

The Planet Earth has gotten an 80's Bon Jovi haircut.

A long-nosed Denny's waitress and breast cancer survivor serves a customer with the world's biggest sandwich.

A teddy bear wearing a beret has been torn apart by a spoiled toddler.

The King of Art has a contest to showcase his talents

A suburban teenager has a mental breakdown on the internet

My ex-girlfriend