A 3 eyed person with a top hat and a monocle declares victory over the housing market.

Upside down man with a shark for a butt spends a pleasant day with bumblebee cat.

Man with goatee and breasts radiating stink lines.

Gangsta cookie detailing what bitches call him.

A pink, two-headed spider glares angrily because someone stole his 8th leg.

Someone attempts to re-invent the toilet.

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Confident boulder kills a man while the man was drinking a glass of beer.

Spiderman fights abstract art.

A man is upset with a wizard for stealing his Slurpee.

Kermit the Frog, dressed as superman, shoots fiery vomit from his mouth at an innocent tree while a floating domino watches.

Blonde girl talks to a goose via walkie-talkie.

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