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Gentlemanly sharks playing Go-Fish.

A naked fat man rubs his stomach with two artist's palettes.

Amy goes to a Sonic in Pennsylvania and buys a chili dog with quarters.

The crazy bar is 1% full.

Twitter poppin a cap in Facebook's ass.

Meat = Murder

A tidal wave smashes a pudding factory and from California to Ecuador are all lost to the flood of chocolate

Tom killed the quadriplegic baby.

A boy complains about the effects of marijuana while wearing a slave collar.

A blue man sky diving without a parachute about to hit the ground.

Your sad, sad existence.

Giving no fuck, the red chick is totally about to blast the purple chick.

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