Hurtful words from 4chan, presented by Guy Fawkes.

a mustachioed grey alien on his birthday is paid $35 to brush his teeth with a toilet scrubber.

a fat orange dragon tries to lick Abraham Lincoln, but Abe seems undeterred.

an alien really hates the Mets.

a happy green potato who is also punk.

A muffin barbarian fighting a cupcake wizard.

an astronaut farting his way through Earth's upper atmosphere while singing.

Sally the ladybug spent all winter and spring getting in shape so she could impress Moe the ladybug with her new skimpy bikini at the beach.

blue cow says hi.

dramatic movie poster for an epic superhero movie called "The Constipated Man." He wears purple tights with a grey cape, and has blue skin.

And that's NO GOOD!

Super high and watchin' porno on tv.