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Death offers a trade for his PS3 game collection
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Tom Selleck regrets having intercourse with a fishlady
A giant scorpion performing a Fatality on Mortal Kombat's Scorpio
the flash doesnt know how to open yogurt without making a mess and he is embarassed and sweating
luigi has no one to get high with
B-but you don't have to buy the Battlefield 3™ kit shortcuts if you don't want too... E-entitled homophobes!
Scientist says WOW in 3d
You will only ever be popular among faggy 13-year-olds. True story. Now I hate myself.
a chinese man defecating in front of a black man named jamal
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