A delicious strawberry ice cream cake with sprinkles melts under an intense serving of hot fudge topping.

Swag Hats: Perfect for hiding the nose on your head.

An owl talking backward.

A cat-woman squeezing her boobs.

The green man begs the blue man for some green pants. Blue ain't got no time fo' that.

A bandaid protests the existence of grapes.

Ditto knows things. And stuff.

The orange Ninja turtle WITHOUT A FACE.

Two robots chillin'.

A man licks a coke fountain.

After years of impaling small children on poles, Slenderman tries a different approach.

A gaping hole that's bleeding and collecting dust.