A giant penis launches a slightly less giant but nonetheless formidable strawberry in a sweet arc, crushing a tiny, oblivous man.

A dragon or godzilla-like dinosaur creature which has inexpertly disguised itself as a crocodile.

Navi annoys Link by telling him things he already knows.

A clueless looking elephant attempts to drown an innocent birch tree in a river of piss.

Shrewdly distracting the stranger with the cute bow on its head, the tortoise moves in for the kill.

The Michelin Hippo plays ping pong.

ISS Cancerturd catches fire in liquid space.

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A painter obsessed with kissy red lips.

A faceless man growls at a larger, happy man speaking some kind of unknown language and clutching an upside down turkey in his right hand.

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What do you mean "no refunds"!? Look at it!

A man with poor personal hygiene verbally expresses his appreciation of a very intellectual book.

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