Mexicans are lazy.

"today i put......... PENIS in this little girl" "AHAHAHAHAHA just how HIGH do you have to BE just to DO something like that?

Balloons can pull you into the sky, where your screams will go unheard. That's when the raping begins.

If any serial killers are reading this, always remember to rape your victims first. Don't let them die virgins. That's just not fair.

What's the difference between a pizza and a nigger? A pizza can feed a family of four.

The second tastiest thing that was in a German oven during the Holocaust.