despondent at the thought of yoda

A man stranded on a raft in the ocean. He calls out for help, but only the fish hear him.

A poptart sleeps in bed.

A blender and a radio are appliance buddies

A bird sheds two tears, as their beak has been replaced by a carrot.

Cheryl and Dave lament over a 404 error -- an island of transience within our modern ocean of permanence

Some bearded dipshit says "CAHSIN" and lobs a bowling ball

SMALL CAT, BIG THREATS

Patrick star like you've never seen him before

Creepy wizard with no skin on his body or eyes casts a fart spell from his fingers

dead mouse and some dice

Black dragon with his nose in the ground breathes fire