Jack was just Milf'in around with grannie.

Very few people recognized superman's younger cousin. Dwerp Derp Man.

Giant alien sperm on top of the flag of the U.S.A

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Nobody understood why someone would try to drown themselves in the oversized hooked pot

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Storks should never drop off babies.

An oddly shaped dog going to heaven

It's cake day for some lucky transformer!

Some people find the 70's rather revolting.

Blue stick man is in love with a blonde.

A well busted lady calling a field goal.

This cow has the powers to suck the world in.

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