Clifford the big red dog

Taylor Swift's "Teardrops on my Guitar"

The girl from the ring and alien had a girl who is now older and bleeds from the eyes and mouth.

Sirius XM now only plays christian/gospel music so they changed their logo to reflect that.

Bob Ross has been painting pretty little trees and bushes for 20 years straight so he is extremely hungry!

Zombies took over earth and dogs were the only species that survived. The fall of earth caused the sun to hit the last survivor.

Steve Jobs at his funeral opens the casket and has "One more thing...". You choose the thing.

Lord Voldemort vs. Harry Potter

holy guacamole

DNA man wants to procreate with you