The unipenis is the most majestic of all the dong-headed animals.

Zacchariah and Jesus yelling at each other.

A drag queen plays with his telepathic, obese, blue hamster.

Hitler is the new karate kid.

A man with an enormous head eagerly eyes a furry sack full of what one can only presume must be cookies.

THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!

An easily offended raptor with a Napoleon complex.

A man with massive lips and eyes expresses distaste for reddit.

Darth Vader chose to substitute his body with an orange. Are we confused? Very.

A rather unpleasant-looking pro boxing circuit baby carrot

A ferris wheel

A pink-skinned man has escaped the gallows in the dead of night. WE MUST PURSUE HIM.