Fu man chu smokes too much poo.

Two headed Doc Scratch understands...

Sad penis that can't seem to impregnate the vagina..

Fucked up cube brotha who be apologizin' fo' some reason.

Black man disrespecting the queen by eating his sandwich too goddamned fast.

Penis faced bird.

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The large phallic trees barely touched the giant sexual skies.

And the poor young boy drown in his own tears.

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