im a seal, Why do i have vines?

FUCK ROSES, GIMMIE BITCHES!

A game of Snake II gone madly out of hand

The solar system is in line. Soon Cthulu will awaken.

a man made of hair gel tries to answer his phone, as an oven screams his name (which is Hair Gel).

Ice cream scoop a rainbow!

Black penguin man is stopped by an old woman trying to feel him up. This aggravates him.

The Titanic sank because Jesus was too fat for it.

The king of the sky rides his grassy carpet above the city skyline.

Cat poops in Pac-man's mouth. Pac-man sheds a single tear.

A man crashes his Jeep into an ocean of urine in order to save his two little girls

A boy who has stolen Spongebob's square pants is wearing a helmet and complaining that he's too young for war.