Clifford the big red abortionist.

Man being beheaded by warrior wielding an orange crayon labeled "brown". The warrior is shouting "needs more Crayola!"

Just chillin' upside down on a cross bro. No big deal.

The green sponge shot the man coming down the ladder. He had it coming.

Two well armed men of the darker skinned race with mean looking glares. But who are probably nice guys, once you get to know them.

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What an odd thing to find in my rectum...

So then I told the guy, "Haha, No!"

"Oh, OK". That's all it says. Feel free to draw a ninja bear.

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Morgan freeman defeats racism on the internet.

Alex's friends envied his superior looks, wit, and girth.

Here we have a neo-modernist interpretation of the three stages of man: happy, happy with a mole, and angry with giant eyebrows.

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Draw a face with your eyes closed.

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