One eye of newt plus one ginger root, one black rose bud, and a half cup of baby's blood, mix in a pearl of the ocean to make one WolfyLovePotion!With love,~Felix, wanderer of worlds.
Space Janitor ads with very questionably effective sloagans
A total party pooper
Slendyman puts the moves on the local trees. Maybe we should give him his privacy...
Those blasted earwigs beat out Brazil in the World Cup again; meanwhile, China grabs third HANDily.
You might remember me from such descriptions as: so what? worst attempted sandcastle ever and why is this vampire dog so fucking depressing?
Bizarre Love Triangle Featuring a Jurassic Wedding (though it may really be triassic)
Inflation these days has even made it to the sun. Fortunately, I hear it has a good shelf-life.
Pacifism won't get you no booty.
Darth Vader- Volunteer Fireman.
The Riddler dreams of practicing his cake decorating abilities on the city of Gotham
Swiss engineers have found a way to contain the universe inside of Swiss cheese. What a new and revolutionary idea...?
Aspiring artist and twice removed relative of Mr. Potato head, Mr. Pickleface