Asuna from Sword Art Online. Don't know her? Look it up. DUH

It's an amazing present!

People can't use hands apparently. They're spazzing out. Help them please. Eyes are majestic.

Don't touch me w/ a scribble. Aren't you proud?

Two numbers. One is a factor of 8, the other of 4. Hint: One of them is a number here. AKA: 42 you weirdo.