Tentacles and shy, tied up asian boys clad in their sister's underwear. Just another day in glorious Japan.

For years I carved this effigy of you lying down with your butt pointing up, until it became more perfect than you and rendered you obsolete

I kissed a girl and I paid in cash.

Crocodiles discuss how the government is withholding information regarding the existence of UFOs, then they realize they are aliens.

A midget with a penchant for painting draws a prostitute while she plucks her eyebrows, during the Parisian Belle Epoque.

Shoe: fight the oppression of the bourgeois dogs -- smear shit on them, instead!

Hugh Hefner gets tired of hustling hot pussy and decides to go fishing.

Honey, the cat is eating his own shit again.

Na na na na na na na na na na BAT MAN na na na na na na na na na

My name is Jack the Ripper and I kill not because I was neglected by my mother or because a woman abandoned me, but because of rushing blood

Mr. Tomato one month before Mr. Heinz Ketchup knocked on his door.

If Hitler won the war, everyone from Tumblr would be shot