An increasingly fat man finds comfort in the fact that he can use his belly to put his food on.

A very bad pick up line

Gargamel went blonde and started collecting smurfs under his hat.

A french guy with a black strap-on getting complimented by streetwise kid in glasses.

Some weird ass pokemon not understanding the concept of porn.

Disco stu shooting lasers accompanied by sounds with his fingers.

Two tadpoles greeting each other.

A short haired terrier with a cherry pie on his back.

used tampon thrown outside of the yellow box where all the sanitary products are supposed to go.

A man with a funky hat caught inside a tornado of crayons

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A giant bee sitting on the world trade center as crazy crocodiles terrorist are crashing buses into it.

A man with his pants down an-.. OMG A DRAGON AND A VOLCANO WOAH

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