No weed.

Only old and stupid vote for Romney. (Then, when he loses, they claim that the democrats tampered with the results.)

Some very tropical-looking plants.

In the middle of the night, a really beautiful man with nice hair suddenly wakes you up to inject you with deadly poison.

A Gnome is looking at your blue knee.

A young girl finally confronts the fact that she isn't and never will be capable of parking without wrecking half the neighborhood.

A ladybug tackles a snake. Must be a really large ladybug.

A naked, uh, human-duck hybrid. It has nipples.

This lovely cowboy found some magical apple juice that makes everyone love him. He's very flustered.

A pink old man fell out of his wheelchair.

Homosexuals, their object of affection and... your mother. I don't know why.