things haven't been so cowabunga for Donatello since he started doing meth

tell lassie to stop seducing the bananas

Spongebob had too much internet today.

Rodrigo contemplates another breast augmentation.

always back up

Ned always knew he was a yo-yo dieter, but things had really gotten bad lately.

pikachu always knew his day would come

Amish teens go wild in the Dominican Republic

I DO NOT love to eat gummy bears on hot days.

shitty Ed Hardy glitter tiger jumping through a hoop of fire into a yin-yang shaped pool

ugggggh.

New Idea: Broccoli as birth control? Discuss.