plot twist: little red riding hood falls in love with the big bad wolf
Chupacabra is excited about the fact that it just found a taco
Lara aka spnwhore likes to eat your cookies
Nimu Nimu Nimu Nimu Nimu Nimu Nimu Nimu
piranha is hungry for some flesh. Namely, yours.
WINCESTTT... or a pencil on growth hormones. What ever you want.
a pen assaults an unsuspecting water bottle