Ryan Seacrest doing his thing

Lisa was right! Steve's hardened carrot looked huge next to a her hot muffin.

I wishest I knew the name of tys mann, for then I couldst looketh him up on Wikipedia and describe him more eloquently than "Dude wit beard"

A sparrow having a seizure

Ironic jabs at the policeforce

Conan O'Brian is literally blown away!

Suzie decided that if she was going to finally leave the kitchen, she just had to be fast about it.

And Steve was confused as to why ants would stack so many small balls on top of each other in the first place.

Two alien life forms passing a red bone inbetween them

Stonermeme failed

The reason why you should get a drawing tablet

An undead carrot