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In a candlelit manger, Morgan Freeman breastfeeds baby Hitler in front of an assembly of adorable farm animals.

A brown whale with a tomato on its head swims happily past a pink submarine.

Muscular frog creature is buried up to the neck.

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Intergalactic shitlord plays the poo-harp in front of a congregation of turds.

Business man asking the following: ToJ?

Happy analogue clock indicates that it's 1:50 whilst sucking off Abe Lincoln.

Handy man shoots a land mass.

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