A pumpkin that's probably a witch, but definitely a pirate.

Samuel Mothafuckin' Jackson after he just read the entire dictionary

The green lady monster tries in vain to stop the impending barrage of Skittles.

The Sun is completely baked. Again. As his reluctant planet friends gather around, he ponders the 6 alien lifeforms he has "seen".

Unsurprisingly, Squidward says "No".

Luigi's demon-pig ran away :(

Kanye became a white rabbit and is hangin' out with Garfield.

A bear is sunbathing on the beach and getting hella tan. That belly's looking a little sunburned.

Fat fireball helicopter

Violence breaks out on Sesame street. The Count has angered snuffleupagus one time too many.

The thoughts of the fat pink man are troubled. He searches for answers upon the expansive purple plain.

A driver trying to keep themselves awake