Sir Stickington Tophat III inquires as to the status of your ladyhood, on the morrow, tally ho.

Disembodied head insists it is a man; I remain unconvinced.

Look at those clouds, just FLOATING. What are they up to? What's their angle?

Stan is keeping the doodleman imprisoned, refusing his cries for release.

The grey man goes for a double hi-5 and gets left hanging

Depressed troll whose chest reads "II" is all like, wtf?

Black fedora'd detective investigates bloody footprints. Where do they lead?

Wait a second - is that the Filipelli sequence? Get this to the lab - we just found our killer!

Prepare to be reddited. We will assimilate your biological matter and make it our own. You're welcome.

Those storm clouds are speaking! Too bad I don't speak cloud. . .

goliath defeated by a superball

A dastardly villain is plotting to steal the hope diamond! What will Spidey do this time?