A blue sponge riding on a rock saying "Gotta go fast!".

...I wish I had a tablet... D:

Dem hare and tourtoice shizz, were teh turtul crozez teh lien. Dere iz a star sayin' I tri3d. Lu1!!!11!!!!!

Reddit and... "Ge Cie"?

It says "Give her the veiny shoe and balls!", with the balls being stretched and no foreskin... seriously?

Cupcake with a black line on top of it.

My massive, overcompensated, well mannered, superb hemorrhoids.

This is why, socks have no sole.

Mathematics protruding form a horse, while Peirs Shitlord sings to a bunch of adolescent children. (The horse is on a boat). :P

Sketchy outline drawing of a red car, with the outline of the word 'GREASE' on it.

My GOD! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!