The words "Ponies are pretty" written in all caps, with an exclamation point at the end.

A cool space dude in some parallel universe playing his sick alien keyboard while looking through a portal onto earth

Whoops, the description is too short. How about a little more love?

a red faced nerd that took off his glasses because they were getting steamed up from the fiery beast within

I man who likes to fuck metal bars

"I think I'm gonna puke"...

A yellow block of cheese in the dessert

A girl dancing with a fat nerd

A man not signing a contract because it is a black hole

JESUS CHEESE DOODLE !

a really cool elephant blowing pee out of his trunk

Ivysaur!