Doodle or Die

Wise chinese old man known as the "Dusty Ballsack" because you can always see it hanging from under his kung-fu dress

dude executing an alligator with a stomp

dude is using a boat with paddles to drive on the regular asphalt street

elephant making bubbles with its trunk

man is crying because his mother made a red purse out of his pet mouse's corpse.

werewolf girl marrying that Plants vs Zombies peashooter at night

Doodle or Die

soyjaks pointing at a real alien

don't dig under yourself (even if there's a sign that says "no lava")

Dude with a really long hand bought an ice cream with every flavor in the world.

entrance to the cave is about to fall down because it's supported only by an umbrella handle

two cute dog angels in heaven

Doodle or Die

human brain stored in a jar that sinks into the ocean

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