A bunch of people run away from Billy, the time-keeping shark as his head explodes

Buff blonde guy with lots and lots of green arms.

A high owl

There was this one dude named Bret who had a floppy penis and liked bananas. Unfortunately, some jealous guy hit him with a gay car. Rude.

Jesus asking a large group of reverse-albinos if he's good or evil.

BACON IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND IT KNOWS IT EVEN THOUGH IT HAS THREE EYES WHAT THE HELL?

An anime face that looks downright peeved

A cat wonders why the world is in such a horrible state, and considers running for office to fix things.

Flat Earth with googly eyes and a mouth saying "Hiya!" while going really really fast

One of those new "pokemon" that doesn't count because nothing after Mew counts and if you disagree I'll cut you.

Two multi-colored, very fragrant pine cones

An aligator and a mutant in a sombrero waving to each other.

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