the black and white spider mites do not accept the colorful mite's free spirit and expression of his fruity self

New Chain

I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX

"Ranch or Cool Ranch?" Phil asked himself as he stood in the isle.

Thanks doc! Almost forgot to take it today. When is my next dose?

I find a disturbing lack of purple to compliment this flaming green smiling fag.

An arrow key makes the leap of faith from a visual pun to discover the mystery of MAN. Will he survive? Find out next time on DRAGON BOW Z

Reported for terrorism

Black cross bone with a red line through the middle. If its a reference to something, I didnt get it because I am a massive guy

Half seal, half dog playing with a life saver. Part of the life saver appears to be covered in feces

3 year old sends angry letter to his mother for not making lasagna for dinner.

Hurrr gurrrs whurrrts gurrrin urrrrrn? Urrrr shurrrrrrt!

Blonde bitch with a spray tan thought a cloud would catch her fat ass and jumped out of a hot air balloon

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