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An unknown voice saying that his or her lighter broke. They are upset that they won't get cancer. There is a stunningly vivid lighter too.

Don't get scroogled

The American flag is being compared to a steaming T-Bone steak

Type in illuminati backwards, put a .com after it, and enter it into your url

Person dressed as santa

One man discovers lying

A happy two headed cucumber

A ghost enthusiastically throwing a black sheet of paper at a kneeling man with a huge arm.

Elongated Guy Fawks mask

Satan's feelings are hurt because he received and e-mail at stn69666@nmal.com from G0D@??.nee that said "U R A CIGARETTE!"

Napoleon Dynamite