Witch stops everything with her magic shield. Pls nerf.

When Homer didn't KRUMP good enough

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CROCODILE!!! IS THAT A... IS THAT A F*CKING TUBA IN HIS CLAW?!? IN MY CAREER I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! STEEL CHAIRS, HAMMERS, TABLES BUT A F*CKING TUBA?!? THAT WHALE IS GOING TO GET BLOWN BACK TO THE PACIFIC!!!

Man with a towel on his head accidentally ends up in the ghost realm after showering.

Man wants to become a real burger

There's something strange about these notes...

Chicken toilet. Has the science gone too far?

Last thing you see when a goblin sits on your face

The gravitational pull of a gigantic golfball has destroyed earth and the final grassy remains of earth are floating in space.

Girl has lost the control of her life

Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder how greedy you are

Jet fuel can't make Senpai notice her.