New Chain

James Joyce masturbates while writing about masturbation.

Moredecai spends quality bro time with Rigby.

A loser bluejay.

A happy blue screen.

A framed picture of a space shuttle flying over a house.

Chun Li has muscular thighs.

Man agrees to climb a mountain.

New Chain

Man jerks off to Jap porn only to cum on his own face.

A blue turtle going very SLOW.

Captain William Riker sees a nice ass he'd like to wreck.

David Bowey scolds a cat for standing next to a banana peel. The cat doesn't really care.

I'm going to need two guns for this.

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