The color pink becoming increasingly schizophrenic.

Doodle or Die

A man deprives a baby of of the family Prius.

Doodle or Die

A man donning a cross on his forehead giving felatio while commenting on how pinocchio's creme brulee tastes like orphaned lightbulbs.

A dad disciplining his stick children with the BDSM whip he keeps at hand for such occasions.

A frog does that not enjoy his predicament, being trapped in a smouldering pile of chili.

Arby's goes a little overboard with their 'mega-meat' campaign.

The title card for a movie titled "A Killer Named Vidya"

A happy... snake.. thing... tries to convince us that he's threatening. Yeah, he's not fooling anyone.

It was RYAN, who stole the queen's favorite pantyhose and wore them around London!

A really happy girl condemned to be labelled a 'bitch' by a predominantly masculine society

A #swag snake wearing a blue cap, gold chain and riding on a #yolo skateboard.

A black stickman begs for a fan to stop spinning shit around.

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