Strange bedroom habits

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt

A man walks around unsuspectingly as an adoring piece of poop follows him

The Slytherins built a pyramid

The consequences of racist Trump winning the US vote

The girl became alarmed when she realized her mother was possessed by a demon.

When man goes up against Super Cow-Chicken Mutant, Super Cow-Chicken Mutant always wins

The chimpanzee got a banana for Christmas, and he was pleased.

Two alligators disagree vehemently about their lifestyle choices

The seductress banana tries a little too hard on her first date

The creepy marshmallow man doesn't know. He just doesn't know.

The Toast Man fondly remembers the days when his shirts had sleeves

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