The remnants of feces that was smeared across my front lawn by a psychiatric patient the other day.

Watermelon compliments you on your achievements. You ARE number one.

Mount Rushmore as done by a Japanese man instead of some white guy.

monkey bears enjoying the good life

Cactus Hitler doesn't know what to do with black guy Cactus

The Incredible Hulk

A banana with a captain's hat taking initiative.

Cloud smokes a blunt

Female orange platypus attempts to impress the sun and a goat with her breasts. They are not amused.

The worst thing that could happen to a person

Rectangular man threatens a confused man and tells him "You guy who is fucking leaving"

Cyclops orange!