tfw you're so sorry about killing your brother you try to kill him again

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man has been shot, but is bleeding yellow blood, revealing the fact that he is an alien

"please, i'll do anything you want" says the asshole

it's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the earth is gay

a man named ned has lost his head

i'm a thirsty little flower...you need to water me...water me with your pee...

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shit taste in books and porn

New Chain

butt pirate shows off his booty

New Chain

a baker who woos her gf with her buff arms from making bread all day

Doodle or Die

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