My farts smell good.

Doodle or Die

Mega Pea Brain intimidates you.

Thomas the bad-ass tank engine.

Unknown Pharaoh shouting curse words.

Those are trees. Totally trees.

Flatulent Beatle Face

Sad Ninja is sad that smoking is not permitted.

Naked, well-built, grey guy posing like David Hasselhoff.

Happy Super Saiyan.

Man with an extra appendage sitting in a cardboard "car", wishing it was real.

Booger monster flicks a booger. But don't be fooled! He's not green . . . and neither is his booger.

Blue Steven will hypnotize you with his hat of hypnosis.

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