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Doodle or Die

A portrait of a man solemnly covering his ears with lettuce.

The colour of my soul.

Timmy Turner turning into a beaver-fairy.

New Chain

Two carrots in a boxing match. Their gloves are made of broccoli. The referee is a tomato.

A man floating in space near the moon.

Slinkies engaging in slinky fun.

Hannibal Montana.

A man, mesmerized by all the rainbows.

A milk carton holding a gun to a ginger's head.

A man with a beard wearing a yellow boxing helmet type thing giving a thumbs up.

An alien woman allowing a man wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar to put his gigantic penis between her gigantic breasts.

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