John is drowning and Jade and Dave are crying

Problem Sleuth is hiding his candy corn and Ace Dick knows.

Dirk likes th' smuppet bootay

You are Homestuck

Green baby is asking black man how he is but the black man is not as nice.

Disco scissors

spidr mon smokin wed

'MURICA

Rainbow Puke

Dave and Karkat drawing dicks.

Vodka Mutini

The Blah Gun costs you your soul